We got a late start and stopped shortly after the border with Wyoming in a town called Evanston. Every man in the Wendy's was wearing camouflage. I suspect that the incidence of camouflage-wearing and the incidence of gun ownership is highly correlated, and I immediately wondered, do we really want our dumbest states and our most armed states to be one and the same? Well, it turns out, my prejudices were way off. Wyoming not only has one of the highest high school graduation rates in the country, but also some of the highest mean SAT scores and is in the top third in average IQ -- way higher than California on New York. Oops, maybe there's something we're missing.
Anyway, to sum up, people in Wyoming have horrible fashion sense.
Yes, this is a camouflage tuxedo vest and elastic tie.
