I once enjoyed the life of a spammer. But the overall effect was net negative, and once that realization descended upon me and slapped me around for a bit, I left the spam business. I am now a sentographer, and I record feelings/consciousness with a specially-modified camera system and a host of techniques. These were taught to me by my guru, who lives under the Brooklyn bridge in a floating darkroom. Or maybe I just love being a photographer. Or maybe I am fronting as a photographer while practicing the act of sentography. You can decide for yourself when you meet me in some bar, at a pool table, on a city street or on a back country road between here and there... And perhaps I will get to know you a little better, too. That's what I look forward to, after all.
As of this post, I leave the names "SpamZalot" and "spammer" behind me without a second thought. You may now address me (should you wish to) by:
Phauxtog