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We met Mary McPoppinson at Biker Jim's Hot Dog stand. She was chowing down on her dog and hoping to join our conversation while pretending to read a Westword.
She got a little too familiar quickly. She was texting a "friend" of hers and I offered to help.
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Look closely at my sent message.
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Rule #113: If a stranger offers to help you compose your thoughts via SMS, run screaming.